An Internal Y2K Memo

[Collette McNeill <collette@mlwebworks.com>]

> Subject: An Internal Y2K Memo
> Date: Friday, February 19, 1999 11:49 AM
>
> Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
> We have gone through every line of code in every program in every
> system.
>
> We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and
> historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
>
> We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-2-K" date change
> mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all
> data to reflect your new standards:
>
> Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
> October, November, December
>
> As well as:
> Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
>
> We  trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of
this
> Y to K problem has made any sense to us. But we understand it is a
> global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And
> what does the year 2000 have to do with it?
>
> Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the

> two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?
>
> We'll await your direction."
>
> Sincerely,
>